An Irish Lad’s diary

Slainte! I am going to tell you about my weekend:

Friday night:

I came to stay for the weekend. She is going to stay every first weekend on every month.

Saturday:

Soccer was cancelled due to muddy grounds. I get to stay in my pyjammas and watch TV and listen to my ipod. YAY! I got dressed and we visited Fathers work. It was Eagle Technoligy. I had some crisps and played on my ipod again.  We moved the furniture in the lounge around. We watched TV. At night, We played hide-and-seek. I was a great hider. We had a nice dinner.

Sunday:

We went to church. I had Sunday School and made a voucher so when an adult felt burdened, they would give us a voucher to do a pacific job without complaning. I went to my Gang Show Practice. At afternoon tea, I shared some biscuits to my Gang Show friends. We learned a song from Hairspray. I was asked to be Gang Show adopted. I shared some cake. I had a blankcurrent juice and honey drink. It was nice. I wrote my Silly Sunday. I had a shower.

I had fun.

Slainte! Here is Silly Sunday.

Here is my top 3 jokes of the day:

1: Did you hear the one about the jam? It’s berry funny!

2: Did you hear the one about the 3 eggs? No. Two bad!

3: Why did the rabbit go on strike? He wanted a better celery!

Here is my funny fact:

It’s illegal in Ohio to have pets out at night without lights.

Slainte! Here is my trivia about dinosaurs:

Why don’t we see dinosaurs? A: They’re tiny B: They’re extinct C: They’re shy.

What does tyrannosaurus rex means? A: Latin Speaker B: King lizzard C: Karate dinosaur.

Which of these is NOT a carnivore (meat eater)? A: Tyrannosaurus rex B: Triceratops C: Velossiraptor.

Which dinosaur was blown at the World War II? A: Tyrannosaurus rex B: Spinosaurus C: Heliamsaurus.

Roman solders once fought a dinosaur. Which of the following could it be? A: Triceratops B: Tyrannosaurus rex C: Plateosaurus.

Good luck.

Notes: 1: There is a trick in the answers. 2: The 4th question answers is worth 10% beacause you get only 20% when you see a dinosaur name that’s NOT real. Get it right to get 20%.

Slainte! I am going to tell a fairytale of a dog that can fly:

Once upon a time, there was a farmyard dog. He had a cruel life. He was fed the rotten leftovers that the farmers and pigs ate. He had to pull fresh vegetables by cart and got whipped. He was laughed by the other farm animals.

One night, a pixie came to the dog. “I will set you free forever.” said the pixie. “I doubt. I get whipped, given rotten leftovers and laughed at.” said the dog doubtfully. “I see that. Tomorrow at dawn, you’ll wake up to freedom.: she said and left. ‘Is this a dream?’ thought the dog. He felt he couldn’t wake so it was real. He rested and dreamed about the pixie giving him freedom.

At dawn, he woke and saw that he was on a cloud. “How did this happened.” he shouted. He saw the pixie. “Hello.” she said. “I see you flew up.” “Impossible!” said the dog. “I can fly?” “Yes.” replied the pixie. “Welcome to Neverland. Home of Peter Pan.” The dog saw a flying man wearing green. “Is he the person wearing green?” asked the dog. “Yes.” said the pixie. “I also made you undarstand stuff you never seen you life.” He was joyful. He never felt that free. Peter Pan saw the dog. “Name, boy?” he asked. “Name? Scratch. Beacause I get whipped and it gives me scratches so the animals calls me Scratch.” said the dog. “I rather call you Nether.” said Peter Pan. “I rather see that mean farmer.”

So Peter Pan shocked the farmer. “You give me dog back!” said the farmer in a Scottish accent. Peter Pan turned him into a golden statue. He did the same to the mean animals. So Nether was free of being whipped, laughed at and being held in slavery. So Nether lived his last 19 years in joy. With a friendly man.

The end.

Slainte! As you see I go to Playgroup for 0-5 year olds. So I’ll talk about it:

When we helped, I taught mother how to use an Ipod. Your NEVER too young to learn.

We had a circus at Playgroup. I was being a magician and an elephant.

First we read a story. It was about the circus. It talked about the ringmasters, lions, clowns, jugglers and acrobats.

Secondly, I did a magic trick to pull a bunny out of my hat.

Thirdly, Celtic Dingo pretended to be a circus lion. He pretended to roar and jumped through a hula hoop. The young kids had a turn too. Then we sang a lion song.

Then, We sang an elephant song. I pretended to be an elephant for the song.

Then, I did another magic trick. I had a glass of water. I put cardboard on the top on the glass and flipped it upside-down and the piece of cardboard stayed on the glass rim!

Then, we sang 1 more song.

Then, there was a woman who made balloons. I did magic and I made a black balloon purple! Amazing! I never did a trick like that before! I got a purple elephant.

Then, we showed juggling to the kids. It was fun.

Last, we had morning tea and played.

Slainte! I am going to tell about Tuesday:

We watched TV.

For homeschooling we had a painting problem! Eeeek! I painted and made a model train for my artist badge at Cubs. Then I painted a picture of Celtic Dingo. I was chased by WGO while she had fingers with slippery paint that needed to dry!

Now then, I went to Narnia. Mrs Faun was making pancakes. (With soy milk. She could have known I was coming. Magic!) I saw Jaguar Paw paint a picture of his toy dog. It was great! I had dinner with Mrs Faun’s family. I played on my Ipod. At bedtime, I went home.

I had fun on Tuesday.

Hope you guys had a great Tuesday!

Slainte! I am going to tell you about Cubs:

We did got late. I didn’t have my bag because it was my dish bag at Gang Show Camp and I left it there. We played a game that 1 will close his or her eyes and we switch corner and she or he will point at a cornor and the people in that corner was out. Then we playe north south east west. Then we made mini gumboots. Then we did an activity. It was to make a picture in the DARK! Mine was funny.

At horseshoe, I got my music badge and Celtic Dingo got his bok reader badge.

I had fun.

Slainte! I’m going to tell about my weekend:

Friday night, I know it’s not on the weekend BUT it starts on Friday night:

I went to Gang Show Camp. I met some friends. It was raining so we pretended to open the flag inside. We had laughs about it. We practised a dance to a song called we’re all in this together. We had supper. They had soy milk for me. (Remember that I’m vegan.) I had a BITTER hot chocolate. Maybe because of the soy milk. A girl asked if she was weird and I said ‘No.’ We had big boy scouts keeping us awake! They even knocked on our cabin door and ran away. Rude, I say! I told some record facts. I love facts of records.

Saturday, it will be sad on a sentence so get a tissue to prepare:

We woke early. We had a boy who wanted tax so I gave him chewing gum for tax. We were talking. We went to a flagpole and opened the flag for real. We had breakfast. I had cereal, toast and juice for breakfast. My patrol forgot to clean the kitchen afterwards. I played. Then I auditioned for an acting role. I played the part of Edward. I had an upset after playing. I got well by eating corn chips. We did some singing. We practiced some movements. At night I got a part for the beggining of the Gang Show in a play an Baden-Powell’s spy. There were loads of fun. I practiced some more moves for the high school musical song dance. I left a day early. On the way home, Mother told that the piglets died by a landslide of mud. Boo hoo hoo! (Get your tissue now when you read this.)

Sunday, my birthday. Happy birthday to me:

My family went to church. I got my bible for becoming ten! I had my party. It was a talent show. 1 did a ballet dance, 1 played drums on wood blindfolded, 2 played on guitar, I did magic. It was fun. I played foosball. I did my Silly Sunday.

I had fun!

P.S: Hope you had fun on your weekend!

Slainte! Here is Silly Sunday!

Here is my jokes of the day:

#1: 2 men had a competition to catch a watch at the bottom of the stairs running from the top to bottom to catch. 1 man dropped it, ran down and saw it crunched on the ground when he got to the bottom. The 2nd man dropped his watch, walked down the stairs, went in his car, had dinner, watched TV and went back and caught the watch! Why? It was a stop watch and stopped halfway there!

#2: Two men had a chat: “My dog plays poker with me.” “He must be good!” “No. When my dog gets a good hand, he wags his tail.”

3: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To go have a stretch!

Now my funny fact of the day:

In 1911, boys were irrested for doing gambling, playing football (Rugby in New Zealand way) in the streets, and shouting “Celery!” They could’ve mistaken for them saying “Salarie!”

Happy Silly Sunday.

Slainte! I am going to tell about Autism Group:

I played Solytare on father’s cell phone.

We got a bit late. We thought of ideas to stop me being upset. I played pool. I pot 2 balls! We played musical chairs. We played musical statues.

I had fun.