My weekend

Slainte! I’m going to tell about my weekend:

Friday night, I know it’s not on the weekend BUT it starts on Friday night:

I went to Gang Show Camp. I met some friends. It was raining so we pretended to open the flag inside. We had laughs about it. We practised a dance to a song called we’re all in this together. We had supper. They had soy milk for me. (Remember that I’m vegan.) I had a BITTER hot chocolate. Maybe because of the soy milk. A girl asked if she was weird and I said ‘No.’ We had big boy scouts keeping us awake! They even knocked on our cabin door and ran away. Rude, I say! I told some record facts. I love facts of records.

Saturday, it will be sad on a sentence so get a tissue to prepare:

We woke early. We had a boy who wanted tax so I gave him chewing gum for tax. We were talking. We went to a flagpole and opened the flag for real. We had breakfast. I had cereal, toast and juice for breakfast. My patrol forgot to clean the kitchen afterwards. I played. Then I auditioned for an acting role. I played the part of Edward. I had an upset after playing. I got well by eating corn chips. We did some singing. We practiced some movements. At night I got a part for the beggining of the Gang Show in a play an Baden-Powell’s spy. There were loads of fun. I practiced some more moves for the high school musical song dance. I left a day early. On the way home, Mother told that the piglets died by a landslide of mud. Boo hoo hoo! (Get your tissue now when you read this.)

Sunday, my birthday. Happy birthday to me:

My family went to church. I got my bible for becoming ten! I had my party. It was a talent show. 1 did a ballet dance, 1 played drums on wood blindfolded, 2 played on guitar, I did magic. It was fun. I played foosball. I did my Silly Sunday.

I had fun!

P.S: Hope you had fun on your weekend!

Silly Sunday

Slainte! Here is Silly Sunday!

Here is my jokes of the day:

#1: 2 men had a competition to catch a watch at the bottom of the stairs running from the top to bottom to catch. 1 man dropped it, ran down and saw it crunched on the ground when he got to the bottom. The 2nd man dropped his watch, walked down the stairs, went in his car, had dinner, watched TV and went back and caught the watch! Why? It was a stop watch and stopped halfway there!

#2: Two men had a chat: “My dog plays poker with me.” “He must be good!” “No. When my dog gets a good hand, he wags his tail.”

3: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To go have a stretch!

Now my funny fact of the day:

In 1911, boys were irrested for doing gambling, playing football (Rugby in New Zealand way) in the streets, and shouting “Celery!” They could’ve mistaken for them saying “Salarie!”

Happy Silly Sunday.

Autism Group

Slainte! I am going to tell about Autism Group:

I played Solytare on father’s cell phone.

We got a bit late. We thought of ideas to stop me being upset. I played pool. I pot 2 balls! We played musical chairs. We played musical statues.

I had fun.

My Trivia Quiz

Slainte! Here is my trivia of countries:

Which country has it’s capital that the people there speaks English and French? A: Japan B: France C: Canada.

Which country is famous for chocolate? A: Swizerland B: Japan C: Italy.

Which country speaks Italian and Latin? A: Italy B: Japan C: Vatican City.

Which country was Alexander Graham Bell from? A: Scotland B: England C: France.

Which country has the Bullet Train? A: Japan B: China C: France.

Good luck!

About my property

Slainte! I will tell about my property:

Our property is called Tir Na NOg. It’s Irish for ‘Land of the Forever Young’.

Long ago, before we moved in, we visited it a lot! For our Fathers birthday, and had fun visiting it. It was my best place to visit.

We had a problem with gorse! It’s a Scottish plant that was brought to New Zealand when they went to New Zealand. It’s prickly so I say ‘Ouch’ when I touch it. Father made paths by cutting the gorse. It kept growing.

Our first animal was the chickens. They all died  except 1 who flew away. It was the rooster. Then we got Snowflake. We had some pigs. Then we got the Chinese Silky Bantems. Then we got some brown shavers and we saw our rooster We had a baby Bantem born from a different family. We called it Orphy because it wasn’t our Bantems family. We had a rooster died. We brought the Bantems to playgroup. We had goats born.We had piglets that died. We had baby Bantems born. Then we brought them to a school. Then we had new piglets.

That is the best  of life in Tir Na NOg.

I love my farm.

Six Word Memoir Meme

Slainte! I’ve been tagged by my Mother, Widdleshamrock.

So the Meme Rules:

1. Write your own six word memoir

2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like

3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post and to this original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.

4 .Tag five more blogs with links

5. And don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play!

So here is my six worded memoir:

Young Farming Boy with Crazy Animals !!!!

So now I will tag:

Feral Beast

Jayne

My weekend

Slainte! Here is my weekend:

Saturday:

We played soccer. My team lost 11-0. We had a GREAT goalie. Celtic Dingo’s team lost 6-1. Teen Shamrock and Shamrock Boyfriend went to our house for the night. We played at the park with Shamrock Boyfriend. We played soccer, at the castle and the flying fox. We had a nice dinner.

Sunday:

No one went to church. Celtic Dingo and I jumped on Shamrock Boyfriend and Teen Shamrock to wake them up. We watched TV. I did my Silly Sunday. I went to Gang Show practice.  The girl that gave me high fives gave me 2 times. We learned some songs. Teen Shamrock and Shamrock Boyfriend left.

I had fun.

Silly Sunday

Slainte! Welcome to my Silly Sunday!

My top 3 jokes of the day:

#1: “Where do you bath?” “I bath in the spring.” “Where, not when!”

#2: Did you hear the one about the silly woman who always went to her letterbox? Because her computer kept saying you had mail!

#3: “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Goose.” “Goose who?” “Goose a doctor. You’re not well!”

My funny fact of the day:

When Beethoven was deaf, he had funny treatments to hear that failed. They were:

They gave him baths in cold, smelly rivers. Bet he was shivering saying pardon!

They poured elmond in his ears. Bet he says “Drip, pardon”!

They put bark on his ears. Bet he was BARKING mad! HA HA!!

Happy Silly Sunday!

World Records

Slainte! Here is some world records:

Health Warning: Don’t try these at home! These are set up by people who had proper medical guidance.

A woman by the name of Natasha has the record for sword swallowing that was 13 swords!

Charles Orsbourne hiccuped every 1.5 seconds for 69 years and stopped suddenly!

At 1 meal, Walter Hudson could eat: 12 doughnuts, 10 packets of crisps, 8 Chinese takeaways and half a cake! Greedy New Yorker!

Peter Dowdeswell of the UK at a 3 course meal in 45 seconds in 1999. He ate oxtail soup, mashed potatoes baked beans and sausages and prunes!

Monte Pierce of the USA can flick a coin 3.3 metres with has earlobes!

Leonardo d’Andrea from Italy smashed 32 watermelons on his head in 1 minute in 2005!

In 2005, Matthew Henshaw from Austrailia swallowed a sword 40.5 cms long, and hung a sack of potatoes weighing 20 kilograms on it’s handle for 5 seconds!

Kevin Cole from the USA shot 1 strand of speghetti out of his nose a distance of 19 cms in 1998! The year that I was born!

Marc Quinquandon from France ate 144 snails in 11minutes! He beat his own record by eating 72 snails in 3 minutes but died soon.

The biggest beetle called the Goliath Beetle is about the size of a hamster!

The loudest recorded scream was by Jill Drake in 2000. It was 129 decibles!

By March 2005, Donald Gorske has eaten 20500 Big Macs. He eaten 1 a day for 33 years!

A Japanese woman holds the record of the most worms and had 56 in 1990!

Norman Gary of the USA held 109 live honey bees in his mouth for 10 seconds in 1998!

Danny Capps holds the record of spitting a dead cricket out of his mouth a distance of 9.17 metres! A far distance eh?

Micheal Lloyd of the USA holds the record of kicking himself in the head 42 times in a row!

Hu Saeleo of Thailand hadn’t cut his hair for more than 70 years. Bet he got to much heirs! Geddit?

Ken Edwards of the UK ate 36 live cockroches in 1 minute on a breakfast TV show in 2001!

The longest lasting operation was 96 hours to take out a giant tumor in Chicago in 1951!! That is 4 days! Tiring eh?

Dustin Phillips of the USA can drink a WHOLE BOTTLE OF TOMATO KETCHUP by a straw in only 33 seconds!

Black Death is the worst epidemic of all. It killed 75 million people in Asia and Europe between 1347 and 1351! Deadly!

The longest leg hair grew on Tim Stinton. It was 12.4 centimetres!

Kim Goodman of the USA can pop her eyeballs out of its sockets 11 millimetres!

Stephen Taylor from the UK can stick hid tongue out 9.4 cms measured from the tip of his lips!

Yucky!

At Autism Group

Slainte! I am going to tell about Autism Group:

Celtic Dingo didn’t came. He didn’t for weeks! We got there in time. First I played chess and lost. I got upset. I played pool. I got upset in the middle of it. I got a ball in the hole. I tried table tennis. We had some group time to play a game. I played snap. One at Autism Group said that she missed Celtic Dingo. I had a drink of water. We looked for father. We got locked outside but one door opens inside. We soon found father.

I had fun. Except for the upsets.