Silly Sunday

Slainte! Here is Silly Sunday!

Here is my jokes of the day:

#1: 2 men had a competition to catch a watch at the bottom of the stairs running from the top to bottom to catch. 1 man dropped it, ran down and saw it crunched on the ground when he got to the bottom. The 2nd man dropped his watch, walked down the stairs, went in his car, had dinner, watched TV and went back and caught the watch! Why? It was a stop watch and stopped halfway there!

#2: Two men had a chat: “My dog plays poker with me.” “He must be good!” “No. When my dog gets a good hand, he wags his tail.”

3: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road? To go have a stretch!

Now my funny fact of the day:

In 1911, boys were irrested for doing gambling, playing football (Rugby in New Zealand way) in the streets, and shouting “Celery!” They could’ve mistaken for them saying “Salarie!”

Happy Silly Sunday.