Silly Sunday

Slainte!

Here is ma Silly Sunday.

Ma top 3 jokes of ze day:

1: (I was told this at Gang Show Camp.) There were 3 men: An Aussie, a Kiwi and an Englishman. They were going to crash. The Englishman said ‘I’ll do this for my country’ and jumped of the plane. The Kiwi said ‘I’ll do this for my country’ and pushed the Aussie out of the plane.

(Sorry Jayne and Feral if this joke offends you since you’re Aussies.)

2: Why did the blond tiptoe pass the medicene cabnet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

3: Who was the emperor of Rome with a cold 24/7? Julius Sneezer!

Happy Silly Sunday!

Visit ma mother Widdle ad ma mate Feral too see their Silly Sunday.

Autism Group

Slainte!

I am going to tell you about Autism Group:

We played a memory game.

We did puppet shows. I did 2.

I had fun.

Screw Up Tuesday

Slainte!

Screw Up Tuesday is the brainchild of the talented Bettina:

Here are my Screw ups:

I didn’t shut my door properly when we were going home from Cubs.

Here is the greatest Screw up today:

WGO’s Minnie mouse went under the bed today! It took 3-5 minutes to get her out. Celtic Dingo caught him. Hurrah for Celtic Dingo.

Go see Bettina, the owner of Screw up Tuesday.

Go see ma Mother whom I call Widdle for her Screw ups.

Happy Screw up Tuesday!

At Cubs

Slainte!

I am going to tell you about Cubs:

We were late. We were never late for Cubs before. Shocking.

A person was gonna do his Photography Badge but his laptop didn’t work. Too bad.

We had a person talk about Civil Defence.

We had a few races.

I had fun.

My weekend

Slainte!

I am going to tell you about my weekend:

Saturday:

We played soccer. My team won 2-0. When I was a goalie, I stopped 2 or 3 goals! I had one of my teamate at my house. We did our own Olympics.

Sunday: We went to church. I brought some black trousers and socks for my photo taken at Gang Show Practice. We finished the dance to Bear Nescesites. At the end of Gang Show Practice, when I was called with others. The leader said Alf and Chicken, (Two toys) that we did well and all the people called including me, got a Crunchie!

I had fun.

Silly Sunday

Slainte!

I’m sorry I didn’t do Silly Sunday much.

So here’s my Silly Sunday:

Here is my top 3 joke of today:

1: What’s the differance of a tea bag and the All Blacks? The tea bag stays in the Cup longer!

2: A rabbit went to a restaraunt. He said “I want a lettuce sandwich, a carrot sandwich and a cuecumber sandwich.” He ate it all and died. The chef said “Is he allergic to bread?” The waiter said “No. He died ‘coz of mixama-toast-cis!”

3 (Say yay to Mr Shamrock. He gave me this joke): Two men walked into a bar. Do you think the 2nd one ducked?!

See ma Mother whom I call Widdle to see her Silly Sunday.

See ma mate whom I call Feral to see if he has a Silly Sunday.

Happy Silly Sunday.

At Autism Group

Slainte!

I am going to tell you about Autism Group:

We did emotions.

I watched the gane Simon Says.

I watched Wink Muderer. I played the last few rounds. When I was the detective, I solved who the Killer was. My secret was that you see 2 people looking at each other. The person who was killed made the opposide person is the KIiller!

I showed a game I showed last term. A few people was out.

I had fun.

At Cubs on Tuesday

Slainte! Again we went on Tuesday night and the title says because of a…… No! I must tell you but in the post, yes!

Here’s the story:

We played north south east west.

We played a bit of table soccer.

We had a speaker talking about bees. (That was dodged to be said on the top line.) He told interesting facts about bees.

He asked questions. I got one right and won honey for it. The question was: What does a queen bee eat her whole life?

Answer: Royal jelly.

We continued table soccer. When I was called a shot all my opponets out!

I had fun.

My weekend

Slainte!

I am going to tell you about my weekend:

Friday:

Ma Mother Widdle Shamrock (Whom I call Widdle) took WGO to the airport to go to Invercargill.

Saturday:

Another cancelled soccer game. We watched Ice Age 2. It was funny. (I hope you gals watched it.) Celtic Dingo and Father played bowling. (I don’t like bowling as much.) Celtic Dingo score a strike and it never touched the bumper! We went to the river and threw stones in the river. We also slinged stones in the river.

Sunday:

We went to church. It was SW’s farewell party ’cause she was going to Canada in Ottawa to learn French. I went to my Gang Show practice. We did the dance to Bear Nescesities. We practiced the song ‘Pride in Scouting.’ We did the dance in the song ‘Melting Pot.’ I had a late call to practice Magic Pipes.

I had fun.

At the Airport

Slainte!

I am going to tell you all the story at the airport:

Celtic Dingo and I took turns to pull Mother and WGO’s bag.

Mother gave Celtic Dingo and I ten dollars to buy some food.

We went toilet.

We watched the planes.

We said bye to mother and WGO when they went on the plane.

We had chips with an L n’ P drink.

I had fun.