Farm Wars

Slainte!

Spider-Pig and Bat-Pig adventures are over. Lets now go to the year 4500 AD, the time of space war ships, super blasters and lightsabers! Lets begin:

Episode 1: The invation of Mars

Chapter 1: Droid Army.

In the Pig Star Destroyer, pig droids, the creation of Darth Violet, a pink double-sided lightsaber owner, the first villain to create droids, is planning to invade Mars. Our heroes, Master Porker and Squeaky Skywalker are breaking into Darth Violets lair. They had a robot to open special doors with special codes: Ger T 35. They got in with a suprise. Pig Droids destroyed their ship. They got their lightsabers and were blocking blaster bolts to hit the droids with their own bolts. Ger T 35 opened a door and they saw….. Darth Violet! They all were fighting until Darth Violet used her force to blow them away. She escaped in her Super-Ship. Master Porker and Squeaky Skywalker and Ger T 35 went on a ship invading Mars.

Chapter 2: Sarja Fardel

30 hours later, they were on Mars. They wore special clothes to stay warm. They jumped out of the ship. They destroyed everything they could. Then they saw a Martian putting his bogers on a flower. A droid was about to kill him. Squeaky Skywalker destroyed it. Master Porker saw it was his friend Sarja Fardel. He was a high jumper. He jumped to activate high levers. Then we saw Darth Violet. They were fighting and fighting. Then Sarja Fardel tripped Darth Violet up. She escaped and entered her ship. She escaped.

Chapter 3: The Last Battle.

Darth Violet’s ship was destroyed. She ran to a dead end. They fought and fought and fought and more ‘foughts’ till it could hit Mars and back to me. Then by suprise, Sarja Fardel got Darth Violet to lose her lightsaber. So she was beaten by our heroes. Now Squeaky Skywalker is a master. So she is called Master Squeaky. Still we have more adventures.

The end.

Silly Sunday

Slainte!

Here is my Silly Sunday:

Here are ma 3 jokes:

1: What does Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay!

2: What does a sick person’s favourite drink is? Coughee!

3: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Go visit Widdle and Feral.

Happy Silly Sunday!

Six Word Memoir Meme

Slainte! I’ve been tagged by my Mother, Widdleshamrock.

So the Meme Rules:

1. Write your own six word memoir

2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like

3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post and to this original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.

4 .Tag five more blogs with links

5. And don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play!

So here is my six worded memoir:

Young Farming Boy with Crazy Animals !!!!

So now I will tag:

Feral Beast

Jayne

Hello world!

Slainte!

I’m oirishlad. I just started this blog.

I have a big family. I’m a Six Leader in Cubs.

I’m have Asperger’s. I’m a homeschooler.

( Let you know that “Slainte” is “Hello” in Irish.)